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(my future, as told by maggie)
aznlilsnOwflake: and like you drive your kids to school
aznlilsnOwflake: a boy and a girl
aznlilsnOwflake: and you always give in on arguments
akuryou LEI i: HAHAA

aznlilsnOwflake: and your husband's a toilet plunger
aznlilsnOwflake: or whatever your dad is
akuryou LEI i: .
akuryou LEI i: AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
akuryou LEI i: -____-
akuryou LEI i: BUSINESS MAN!
akuryou LEI i: DUDE!

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akuryou LEI i: that is so evil...
fickt grimmig: yeah!
akuryou LEI i: like. beyond evil.
akuryou LEI i: RAWR!
fickt grimmig: this is like, beyond beyond evil
akuryou LEI i: yahhhhhhh
fickt grimmig: like beyond bed bath beyond evil.
akuryou LEI i: AHAHAAAA
akuryou LEI i: yes
akuryou LEI i: like that

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akuryou LEI i: what the fuck.
akuryou LEI i: is michael trying to grow a penis?
Phaidria: why the hell would he try to do that
akuryou LEI i: "sleep....it promotes growth"
Phaidria: wait no it doesnt
akuryou LEI i: the pastor probably told him that.
Phaidria: its jsut seperated yorue bones so yorue an inch taller
Phaidria: oh dear
akuryou LEI i: and by his pastor i mean victor.
Phaidria: hah
Phaidria: cute

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fickt grimmig: hey elainey
Auto response from akuryou LEI i: if i'm not back in a moment, then you can... you can... slap me silly when i return. *gasp*
fickt grimmig: *slap*
fickt grimmig: lyke, omigad did you hear about mary's little spew with david?
fickt grimmig: lyke, youll totally hear about it in the next issue of
fickt grimmig: AMUSEMENT 17!
fickt grimmig: hey hey hey
fickt grimmig: i thought of a commercial
fickt grimmig: theres this black 18 year old
fickt grimmig: and shes reading a magazine
fickt grimmig: and shes like
fickt grimmig: oh fuck. isnt there a magazine that incorporates the likes of snippets of diana, maggie, ridts, mary, and kristine's conversations with elaine
fickt grimmig: that probably has a snazzy blue cover and has a picture of michael doing something weird every 5 pages
fickt grimmig: and is mostly about michael, so that its practically screaming MICHAEL across the top?
fickt grimmig: commercial voice: well now you can!
fickt grimmig: girl: yay!
fickt grimmig: *pause*
fickt grimmig: girl: well do it.
fickt grimmig: *magazine pops up in her hands*
fickt grimmig: *girl opens to random page*
fickt grimmig: girl: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!
fickt grimmig: THATS HEEE-LARIOUS!
fickt grimmig: white girl is getting a blow job from guy while reading a magazine
fickt grimmig: girl: dammit. i need a better magazine.
fickt grimmig: boy: well try reading the amusement files magazine! its heee-larious! especially what maggie has to say!
fickt grimmig: girl: *opens magazine* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! that maggie is SO funny!
fickt grimmig: commercial voice: and AFM is good to read for boys, too!
fickt grimmig: joe: hey ed, ive been having trouble finding a magazine to read.
fickt grimmig: ed: yeah, its incorrigable. here, read this amusement files magazine!
fickt grimmig: joe: *opens* AHAHAHAHHA! THATS HEEE-LARIOUS!
fickt grimmig: voice: its educational
fickt grimmig: young girl: WOW! i didnt know thats how lesbians do it!
fickt grimmig: its fun!
fickt grimmig: young boy: wow! abusive behavior with whips and chains! thats so fun!
fickt grimmig: and its safe for the whole family
fickt grimmig: young girl and boy and toddler looking at porn section of amusement fiels magazine: *thumbs up*
fickt grimmig: buy today, and you get a full, life sized mural of ridts, the celebrated comic in the amusement files. *picture of mural, which is me with a gigantic freako eye and a caption that says "im coming for you, and your little dog, too."*
fickt grimmig: black man commercial voice: ARHAHAHAH! BUY TO- DAY!
fickt grimmig: youll also get this fun sticker pack
fickt grimmig: from the author! elaine ou!
fickt grimmig: *pictures of stickers of penises, michaael's head, bisexual ponies, fungusy feet, and the words, 'DESSSSSTINY'

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akuryou LEI i: i wonder if the pants are ready
aznlilsnOwflake: wtf
akuryou LEI i: ahahhha
akuryou LEI i: i'm washing pants
aznlilsnOwflake: you crazy
akuryou LEI i: LOL
aznlilsnOwflake: i mean really crazy
akuryou LEI i: ahahahhahah
akuryou LEI i: i'm doing my pants!
aznlilsnOwflake: seriously
akuryou LEI i: wait
akuryou LEI i: um
aznlilsnOwflake: ok
akuryou LEI i: i didn't mean it like that
akuryou LEI i: o_0
aznlilsnOwflake: really really really crazy
akuryou LEI i: AHAHAHAH

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aznlilsnOwflake: how much you want to bet snow white married the prince
aznlilsnOwflake: to become queen and rule the world?
aznlilsnOwflake: ^_^
akuryou LEI i: wtf
akuryou LEI i: ahahhaha
aznlilsnOwflake: no really
aznlilsnOwflake: i mean
aznlilsnOwflake: princess fiona married shrek to become un-ogre
aznlilsnOwflake: and like sleeping beauty married the prince cause she was crazy in the head
akuryou LEI i: ahhahhah
akuryou LEI i: like me?
akuryou LEI i: did she likes pants?
aznlilsnOwflake: yea
aznlilsnOwflake: no
akuryou LEI i: oh. damn.
aznlilsnOwflake: and like little mermaid married the prince
aznlilsnOwflake: so she could have sex
aznlilsnOwflake: -__-
akuryou LEI i: uh
aznlilsnOwflake: human sex, not fish sex
akuryou LEI i: yah
akuryou LEI i: fish sex is boring
akuryou LEI i: it's not even sex.
aznlilsnOwflake: and belle married that beast cause she wanted to become queen
aznlilsnOwflake: and rule the world
akuryou LEI i: imagine what disney's trying to tell everyone
aznlilsnOwflake: human sex's more amusing than fish sex?

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(regarding ridts going to TAS)
fickt grimmig: i wanted to walk around campus and spill coffee on your shoes.
akuryou LEI i: AHAHHAH
fickt grimmig: that woulda been fun
akuryou LEI i: ouch
fickt grimmig: BUT NOOOO
fickt grimmig: THIS DUMB ASS SCHOOL HAS TO EXIST.
akuryou LEI i: >:o [eats school]
fickt grimmig: THANK YOU!
fickt grimmig: teehee
akuryou LEI i: :-D
akuryou LEI i: ehhhhhhh
fickt grimmig: i can imagine a gigantic elaine head going GLOMP down on the school
akuryou LEI i: o_0
fickt grimmig: its funny
fickt grimmig: and satisfying
fickt grimmig: oh elaine, i hate this place
akuryou LEI i: :-(
fickt grimmig: :-(

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(regarding ridts going to TAS)
akuryou LEI i: waaaaaaaaaaaaah
akuryou LEI i: this is depressing!
fickt grimmig: i know!
fickt grimmig: if i have to leave you all
fickt grimmig: *sniff*
akuryou LEI i: OMG
akuryou LEI i: T________T
akuryou LEI i: and hang out with taiwan people
akuryou LEI i: o_0
fickt grimmig: no i wont
akuryou LEI i: awww
fickt grimmig: id never abandon you for a hoard of michaels.
akuryou LEI i: AHAHHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAH
akuryou LEI i: awwwwwww
akuryou LEI i: how sweeeeet
akuryou LEI i: ( i dont' blame you)

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aznlilsnOwflake: no one can imagine you naked
aznlilsnOwflake: so i'm okay over here
aznlilsnOwflake: ^_^
akuryou LEI i: .
aznlilsnOwflake: priyam might have tried
akuryou LEI i: ew.
aznlilsnOwflake: but that's another story
akuryou LEI i: 0_0

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fickt grimmig: who needs logic when you have imagination
fickt grimmig: quoting willy wonka
akuryou LEI i: imaginaaaaaation
fickt grimmig: THERRRE IS NOO PLACE I KNOWWW
fickt grimmig: LIKE THE ONE, OF PURE IMAGINATION
fickt grimmig: HMM HMM HMM... SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING
fickt grimmig: AND WE'RE TRUUULY MEANT TO BEEEEE....
fickt grimmig: that crazy man, willy wonka
akuryou LEI i: ahahaha
fickt grimmig: i think hes gay
akuryou LEI i: oh.
fickt grimmig: but homosexuality wasnt tolerated back in the 70s
akuryou LEI i: well. he's rather flamboyant
fickt grimmig: so he was reclusive and lived in his 'chocolate factory'.
fickt grimmig: with his 'oompa loompas'
akuryou LEI i: ahahah
akuryou LEI i: wow
fickt grimmig: 'making chocolate'
akuryou LEI i: that does sound suspicious.
fickt grimmig: 'for children'
akuryou LEI i: it also sounds like a german porn movie
akuryou LEI i: but we're not going to go into that.
fickt grimmig: well anything sounds suspicious when you put quotes around it
fickt grimmig: like
akuryou LEI i: ahahaha
fickt grimmig: 'elaine had sex with a green boar'
akuryou LEI i: .

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babiiexamanduuuh: omg....wat if yu were werking....n then yu saw michael
babiiexamanduuuh: lol
akuryou LEI i: o_o
akuryou LEI i: that'd be nice
akuryou LEI i: ahahhah
babiiexamanduuuh: i can c yu like freeking out
babiiexamanduuuh: n like staring at him
babiiexamanduuuh: lol
akuryou LEI i: LOL
babiiexamanduuuh: yu wouldnt even pay attention to ne thing else
akuryou LEI i: ahhahahah
babiiexamanduuuh: haha....i would laff if i saw yu
akuryou LEI i: -____-
babiiexamanduuuh: i would laff so hard i would fall over
akuryou LEI i: -____________-
akuryou LEI i: and then michael would come over and help you up
akuryou LEI i: ahahahhahaahha
babiiexamanduuuh: o.o

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akuryou LEI i: AHAHAHAAH
akuryou LEI i: eat.;
akuryou LEI i: OMG
akuryou LEI i: I MEANT EWW
akuryou LEI i: wtf!!!!!!
aznlilsnOwflake: =-Oomg, elaine, your not elaine
aznlilsnOwflake: =-Oomg...elaine, yea you are
akuryou LEI i: =-O omg how did you know
aznlilsnOwflake: =-Oomg, what am i talking about?
aznlilsnOwflake: =-Oomg, are you insulting me?
akuryou LEI i: =-O omg how did you know that i'm mytchel?
aznlilsnOwflake: =-Oomg, what the freak was that?
akuryou LEI i: =-O omg i don't know!
aznlilsnOwflake: =-Oomg, we've both gone mad
aznlilsnOwflake: =-OOMGOMGOMGOMGOM!
akuryou LEI i: =-O OMGOMGOGMGMGOGMG
aznlilsnOwflake: =-Oomg, elaine, no!
akuryou LEI i: =-O omg, maggie, no!
aznlilsnOwflake: wait*mytchel
akuryou LEI i: .
akuryou LEI i: AHAHAHHAHHAHHAHA

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aznlilsnOwflake: imma give you an ealy b-day present
akuryou LEI i: oooh
aznlilsnOwflake: right now
aznlilsnOwflake: ^_^
akuryou LEI i: o_o
aznlilsnOwflake: the choir of fat ppl
=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-
O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O
=-O=-O=-O=-O
=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O
=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O
now...count three rows down, and five to the right, that's you, the other fat person 2 rows down, third to the right is me!
aznlilsnOwflake: now go frame that picture
aznlilsnOwflake: that's your early b-day present from me
akuryou LEI i: OMMMMMMMMMG
aznlilsnOwflake: wishing you a fat b-day
akuryou LEI i: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAH
akuryou LEI i: I LOVE THAT!!!!!!
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wee its mary xD: who are tha four qrls yu wouldn`t qo out w. ?
akuryou LEI i: when i thought that he liked me
akuryou LEI i: akuryou LEI i: adeel, james, branki, and sasan
fickt grimmig: the four girls
wee its mary xD: helloe
fickt grimmig: josephine, sabrina, meghna
wee its mary xD: qurls
wee its mary xD: not quys !
wee its mary xD: yea i noe !
fickt grimmig: and elaine.
akuryou LEi i: HEY!

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babiiexamanduuuh: yu shouldve gone n visited michael fer yur birthday
babiiexamanduuuh: haha
akuryou LEI i: -_-
akuryou LEI i: no thanks
akuryou LEI i: that would just be WEIRD
babiiexamanduuuh: that wouldve been tha ultimate b-day present
babiiexamanduuuh: ooooo
babiiexamanduuuh: n he could give yu a lap dance
babiiexamanduuuh: haha
akuryou LEI i: .
akuryou LEI i: AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
babiiexamanduuuh: n sing yu happy birthday
akuryou LEI i: that'd be nice.
akuryou LEI i: ;-)
babiiexamanduuuh: NAKED !!
akuryou LEI i: AHAHAHHAHA
akuryou LEI i: birthday suit
akuryou LEI i: LOLOLOL

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(on the phone)
di: ooh i should get you makeup for your birthday, 'cause you're uuuuugly
laine: -______-

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aznlilsnOwflake: let's have a staring contest~~
aznlilsnOwflake: ok
aznlilsnOwflake: 123
aznlilsnOwflake: STARE!
akuryou LEI i: 0___0
aznlilsnOwflake: 0____________0
akuryou LEI i: 0________0
aznlilsnOwflake: 0_0
akuryou LEI i: 0_0
aznlilsnOwflake: 0__0
akuryou LEI i: 0___0
aznlilsnOwflake: 0___0
aznlilsnOwflake: who won?
akuryou LEI i: i don't know
akuryou LEI i: -_-
aznlilsnOwflake: you lost
akuryou LEI i: you won 'cause you're the fattest
aznlilsnOwflake: you shut your eyes
akuryou LEI i: OH!
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHAHAHAH
aznlilsnOwflake: i am not!
aznlilsnOwflake: :-P

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M i s t Z e phyr: ahaha
M i s t Z e phyr: look at this face
akuryou LEI i: ...
M i s t Z e phyr: ¦¬)
akuryou LEI i: o____________0
akuryou LEI i: that's just freaky.
M i s t Z e phyr: lol

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(about michael's happy birthday to me)
fickt grimmig: i must say it must be pretty damn devastating
fickt grimmig: that he didnt say
akuryou LEI i: ...
fickt grimmig: as a birthday present, im going to dress in a pink loincloth and give you a lapdance.
akuryou LEI i: AHAHAH

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frozen passions says: my mom's family were the wus
aznlilsnowflake says: wus?
frozen passions says: wu.
aznlilsnowflake says: oh.
aznlilsnowflake says: wu fu
aznlilsnowflake says: what'd you do
frozen passions says: AHAHHAAH
aznlilsnowflake says: convert your name to wu?
aznlilsnowflake says: victor worshipper!!!
aznlilsnowflake says: SEE I KNEW IT!!
frozen passions says: AHAHAHAH
frozen passions says: AM NOT! AM NOT!!!!!!!!
aznlilsnowflake says: KNEW IT KNEW IT KNEW IT!
frozen passions says: ahaha
frozen passions says: AM NOT AM NOT AM NOT
aznlilsnowflake says: am too am too am too
aznlilsnowflake says: victor worshipper
frozen passions says: i absolutely am not!

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aznlilsnowflake says: and now...erin's family
aznlilsnowflake says: michael? wait.. michel
aznlilsnowflake says: ohoh. they wanted to have their last name micahel
aznlilsnowflake says: excpet they wanted to be unique so they took out the a
aznlilsnowflake says: and named themselves michel
frozen passions says: AHAHAHAH
frozen passions says: WTF!
aznlilsnowflake says: until they did they realize that ppl called them mitchell instead of michel
frozen passions says: ahhahhaaha
frozen passions says: yeah
frozen passions says: or mikel
frozen passions says: but not pronounced like michael
aznlilsnowflake says: and kept misprounoucing their unique michael without the a name
frozen passions says: liek mihcol
frozen passions says: but not michael!
frozen passions says: gah
frozen passions says: nvm -_-
aznlilsnowflake says: stop getting creative with michael's name
aznlilsnowflake says: that's erin's job
frozen passions says: AHAHAHAHHA

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wee its mary xD: imma invite
wee its mary xD: winston & kristine
fickt grimmig: okay.
fickt grimmig: theyre not gonna come.
wee its mary xD: y?
akuryou LEI i: 'cause it's like
akuryou LEI i: .
akuryou LEI i: ahaha
wee its mary xD: ..
wee its mary xD: ?
wee its mary xD: i don`t qet it
akuryou LEI i: lol
fickt grimmig: because they dont like us
fickt grimmig: we're dorks
fickt grimmig: and not only are we dorks
fickt grimmig: ...
akuryou LEI i: ahahhha
fickt grimmig: we're forks.
wee its mary xD: ok ..
wee its mary xD: forks ?
fickt grimmig: yeah.
wee its mary xD: forks ?
fickt grimmig: i couldnt think of anything else
dom in spacesuit has entered the room.
dom in spacesuit: woohoo
akuryou LEI i: ello!
wee its mary xD: hiyeee
akuryou LEI i: FORKS!
akuryou LEI i: hahahahahaha
akuryou LEI i: i get it now
wee its mary xD: i don`t
akuryou LEI i: oh.
fickt grimmig: oh.
fickt grimmig: wow
fickt grimmig: hi elaine!
fickt grimmig: whats going on?
akuryou LEI i: hi ridts!
akuryou LEI i: not much!
akuryou LEI i: i'm still laughign over the fork thing!
fickt grimmig: not only are we forks
akuryou LEI i: HEHEHEH
fickt grimmig: we're dorks.
akuryou LEI i: .
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHAHA

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akuryou LEI i: i'm still hungry
aznlilsnOwflake: -______________________-
aznlilsnOwflake: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
aznlilsnOwflake: fat elaine
akuryou LEI i: i feel like your pony
akuryou LEI i: -_-
akuryou LEI i: umm
akuryou LEI i: not that i'm YOUR pony
aznlilsnOwflake: how you know how my pony feels?
akuryou LEI i: but i feel like i'm your pony
akuryou LEI i: ahahah
aznlilsnOwflake: i ain't riding you
akuryou LEI i: NO
aznlilsnOwflake: ew
aznlilsnOwflake: sick
akuryou LEI i: AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aznlilsnOwflake: get away from me
akuryou LEI i: OHGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
akuryou LEI i: DOOOOOOOOOOOD.
akuryou LEI i: AHAHAAAAHHAAH
aznlilsnOwflake: disgusting
akuryou LEI i: YOU ARE SO WEIRD

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(i really liked justin's pants)
aznlilsnOwflake: go to abercombie and buy them, then
akuryou LEI i: ahahahhhahahaaha
akuryou LEI i: that'd be amusing.
akuryou LEI i: and really weird.
aznlilsnOwflake: hang them up on your walls for us to see
aznlilsnOwflake: ^_^
aznlilsnOwflake: and go
aznlilsnOwflake: 'justin kim's pants'
aznlilsnOwflake: 'do not touch'
akuryou LEI i: ahahahha
aznlilsnOwflake: $5 per glance
akuryou LEI i: everyone will touch them anyway
akuryou LEI i: ahahaah
aznlilsnOwflake: well no
akuryou LEI i: i could sleep with his pants
akuryou LEI i: 0_0
akuryou LEI i: =-O
aznlilsnOwflake: who'd want to touch justin's pants?
akuryou LEI i: AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

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wee its mary xD has entered the room.
fickt grimmig: MARYS BACK!
fickt grimmig: MARY MARY MARY
akuryou LEI i: LOL
fickt grimmig: DID YOU BRING ME A PRESENT?
akuryou LEI i: oh.
akuryou LEI i: i want one too.
fickt grimmig: *pushes elaine*
fickt grimmig: ELAINE DOESNT GET ONE!
akuryou LEI i: HEY!
akuryou LEI i: WAAAH
akuryou LEI i: OMG
fickt grimmig: no im kidding
fickt grimmig: *hugs elaine*
akuryou LEI i: aww
akuryou LEI i: [hugs ridts]

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fickt grimmig: and i wonder to myself, hrmm... whats elaine pasting about in the amusement files today?
fickt grimmig: could it be michael?
akuryou LEI i: LOL
fickt grimmig: could it be andrew irvine?
akuryou LEI i: ahahahaha
akuryou LEI i: he wished me a happy birthday too =P
fickt grimmig: could it be homoerotic porn involving michael and andrew irvine?
akuryou LEI i: rather enthusiastically
akuryou LEI i: AAGH!
akuryou LEI i: omg
fickt grimmig: i know, you pasted earlier.
akuryou LEI i: i can totally see michael giving andrew head
fickt grimmig: omg omg omg.
akuryou LEI i: noo i mean mister irvine said it
fickt grimmig: so can i!
akuryou LEI i: ahahahahaha
akuryou LEI i: o_0 anyway
fickt grimmig: wait, mister irvine said he could see andrew giving michael head?
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHHAHAHHA

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fickt grimmig: but the idea of spiderman swooping down and smashing all their china
akuryou LEI i: ahaha
fickt grimmig: kept me alive through the whole book
akuryou LEI i: ahahahaahah
fickt grimmig: also the idea of michael holding hands with you
fickt grimmig: made me laugh so hard
fickt grimmig: i almost started throwing up
fickt grimmig: and as i didnt eat dinner
akuryou LEI i: AHAHAHAHA
fickt grimmig: throwing up my tonsils.
akuryou LEI i: .
akuryou LEI i: blagh.
akuryou LEI i: but HEY!
akuryou LEI i: that would be nice
fickt grimmig: all i have to do is think of it
fickt grimmig: and
fickt grimmig: AHAHAHAHAHHAHIAHAHAHHAHQAHAHHAHAHAHAHDSJFKSHDJKFH!
akuryou LEI i: aahahahahhahahaahahah
fickt grimmig: THATS HEE-LARIOUS!
fickt grimmig: *aftershocks*
fickt grimmig: yep.

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fickt grimmig: im scared of microwaves
akuryou LEI i: ...
akuryou LEI i: really.
fickt grimmig: yeah.
akuryou LEI i: [goes buy ridts a microwave for her birthday]
fickt grimmig: what if you baked your head in a microwave
akuryou LEI i: =]
fickt grimmig: FUCK YOU ELAINE.
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHAHAHAH

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fickt grimmig: i marvel at my own smartness
dom in spacesuit: hehe
akuryou LEI i: ahahahaha
akuryou LEI i: i marvel at your smartness too!
fickt grimmig: yay!
dom in spacesuit: we all do
dom in spacesuit: ridts is intelligent
fickt grimmig: hoorah
akuryou LEI i: yah!
fickt grimmig: i am intelligent
akuryou LEI i: lol
fickt grimmig: and if i were 400 pounds larger
akuryou LEI i: ...
akuryou LEI i: ew.
dom in spacesuit: lol
fickt grimmig: i would wheel my electric disability wheelchair up to mrs brooks
fickt grimmig: and whump her with fat until she put me in gate
fickt grimmig: then i would lose the weight
akuryou LEI i: ...
akuryou LEI i: AHAHAHA
akuryou LEI i: WTF!

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fickt grimmig: how many people do you reckon will get killed next year?
akuryou LEI i: fife hundrehd nihntytwo
akuryou LEI i: tousand.
fickt grimmig: tousand?
akuryou LEI i: thousand.
akuryou LEI i: yepp.
fickt grimmig: yeah i reckon about sicx tousand 2.
akuryou LEI i: ahj.
fickt grimmig: tahts righ telaien
akuryou LEI i: yahh reedts!
fickt grimmig: reedts?
akuryou LEI i: ahahaha
akuryou LEI i: chinese ism
akuryou LEI i: yep
fickt grimmig: how do you make a typo of ridts into reedts
fickt grimmig: oh yeah
fickt grimmig: chinese ism
akuryou LEI i: ahahhaahah
akuryou LEI i: you make me laugh
fickt grimmig: i do, dont i
akuryou LEI i: yues indeeyd!

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fickt grimmig: !
Auto response from akuryou LEI i: working @ jj bakery/cafe. good money, whoo.
back in the evening.
fickt grimmig: hi elaine!
fickt grimmig: guess what?
fickt grimmig: i AM hannibal lecter.
fickt grimmig: MUHAHAHHA
fickt grimmig: MUHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
fickt grimmig: MUUUUUHAHAHAHHA!
fickt grimmig: MUU MUU!
fickt grimmig: HUSKER DU!
fickt grimmig: HORSE POO!
fickt grimmig: BLUE (SUEDE) SHOE!
fickt grimmig: are you over michael yet?

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akuryou LEI i: from my host's away message: "sing to the tune of "head shoulders knees and toes": my roomate is a ho (is a ho)... my roommate is a ho (is a hoe)... my roommate is the biggest bitch of all... my roommate is a ho! (is a ho!)."
fickt grimmig: AHAHAHA

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fickt grimmig: lesbian pride!
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akuryou LEI i: I ROBOT!
fickt grimmig: oh my lord
fickt grimmig: that is scary
fickt grimmig: now im thinking if elaine was a robot
akuryou LEI i: .
fickt grimmig: she would have retractable penis
akuryou LEI i: GAH!
akuryou LEI i: WHY DO I HAVE A PENIS IN THE FIRST PLACE!
akuryou LEI i: GAH!
akuryou LEI i: omg
akuryou LEI i: i thought it said rectangle penis at first
akuryou LEI i: so now i'm thinking of a rectangular retractable penis
akuryou LEI i: GAAAAAAAAAAAH
akuryou LEI i: make it go away
akuryou LEI i: away
akuryou LEI i: away
akuryou LEI i: away
akuryou LEI i: okie
akuryou LEI i: :-)
fickt grimmig: okay
fickt grimmig: RECTANGULAR PENIS
fickt grimmig: ahahhaha
akuryou LEI i: GAAAAAAH!
akuryou LEI i: !
akuryou LEI i: !
akuryou LEI i: !
akuryou LEI i: ther we go.
akuryou LEI i: :-)
fickt grimmig: RECTANGULAR PENIS!
akuryou LEI i: AAAAAH!
akuryou LEI i: YOU ARE EVIL!
fickt grimmig: elaine has a RETRACTABLE RECTANGULAR PENIS
fickt grimmig: GENITALS GENITALS GENITALS
fickt grimmig: AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS
akuryou LEI i: AAAH I CANT TYPE! EVIL EVIL EVIL GET IT AWAY NOOO I DONT WNAT RRRRRRRR PENISSES! I DONT WANT A PENIS! PEDFDSFJ:FJ
akuryou LEI i: oh there we go
akuryou LEI i: make it go awayfd;afkdf;lad
akuryou LEI i: okie
akuryou LEI i: :-)
fickt grimmig: RECTANGULAR
fickt grimmig: PENIS
fickt grimmig: !
akuryou LEI i: NO!
fickt grimmig: RECTANGULAR
fickt grimmig: PENIS
akuryou LEI i: NO!
fickt grimmig: RECTANGULAR
fickt grimmig: PENIS
fickt grimmig: RECTANGULAR
akuryou LEI i: RIDTS!
fickt grimmig: PENIS
akuryou LEI i: HEHEHEH
akuryou LEI i: ridts penis
akuryou LEI i: NO!
fickt grimmig: YOULL NEVER MAKE IT GO AWAY ELAINE!
akuryou LEI i: NO PENIS!
fickt grimmig: EVER!
akuryou LEI i: I WILL MAKE IT GO WAY!
fickt grimmig: EVER!
fickt grimmig: MUAHAHAHAH
fickt grimmig: RECTANGULAR
fickt grimmig: PENIS
akuryou LEI i: WAAAAAAY AWAY AWAY AWAY AWAY FROM HERE
akuryou LEI i: heheh
akuryou LEI i: no
fickt grimmig: RECTANGULAR
akuryou LEI i: dkafj;dkfa;ddaldjf;adck;ldjfa;lkd
akuryou LEI i: NO!
akuryou LEI i: no penis
fickt grimmig: DAMMIT
fickt grimmig: NOW IM OVER THE RATE LIMIT.
fickt grimmig: oh well
fickt grimmig: i love you elainey.
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHA
akuryou LEI i: i love you too ridtsy

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o0iminlalaland0o: i herd you worked at joe's something..
o0iminlalaland0o: where is that?
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHA

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fickt grimmig: no really
fickt grimmig: youre very cute
akuryou LEI i: im honored.
akuryou LEI i: awww!
akuryou LEI i: so sweet
fickt grimmig: lol
fickt grimmig: but even cuter is a potbellied pig
akuryou LEI i: -_-
fickt grimmig: arent you moosie! arent you!
akuryou LEI i: ...
akuryou LEI i: i'll assume you're talking to the pig now.

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akuryou LEI i: [goes back to trace that]
akuryou LEI i: but
akuryou LEI i: does the world know
akuryou LEI i: that i know
akuryou LEI i: that you know
akuryou LEI i: that i know
akuryou LEI i: that you know
akuryou LEI i: that the world knows
akuryou LEI i: that your pot-bellied pig knows
fickt grimmig: that you like michael?
fickt grimmig: of course!
akuryou LEI i: YAH!

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fickt grimmig: instead of blood running though your veins, theres a green chemical compound that KEEPS YOU ALIVE.
akuryou LEI i: AHAHAHAHAAHaH

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fickt grimmig: in fact
fickt grimmig: im gonna post it on the courtney love forum
fickt grimmig: your picture
akuryou LEI i: LOL
fickt grimmig: then michael's picture
fickt grimmig: then ill send the thread to you.
fickt grimmig: and then say
akuryou LEI i: ahahahhaahhahahha
fickt grimmig: ELAINE LOVES MICHAEL, BUT DOES MICHAEL LOVE BACK?
fickt grimmig: and there will be a poll
akuryou LEI i: AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH
akuryou LEI i: oh that'd be hilarious.
fickt grimmig: and 45% will say no
fickt grimmig: 33% will say who cares?
akuryou LEI i: ahahhaahhahahahaha
akuryou LEI i: and 22%
akuryou LEI i: will say yes!
akuryou LEI i: not bad!
akuryou LEI i: ahahahahaha
fickt grimmig: 20% will say whose elaine and michael?
akuryou LEI i: oh.
fickt grimmig: HAHAHAH
akuryou LEI i: -__________________________________________________-
akuryou LEI i: maybe is good!
akuryou LEI i: YAH!
akuryou LEI i: I LOVE YOU .002%!
fickt grimmig: yeah
fickt grimmig: unless courtney love herself posts
fickt grimmig: and says
fickt grimmig: yah i tinhk micheal likes ela ine
fickt grimmig: then a slew of courtney lovers, myself included will also say yes
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
akuryou LEI i: NICE!
fickt grimmig: 1.998% will say maybe
akuryou LEI i: >_T
akuryou LEI i: ahahahaaah
fickt grimmig: .002% will say yes.
fickt grimmig: gimme a picture of you (your most attractive one, for heavens sake. we dont want you looking like de snider. ><)
fickt grimmig: and one of michael
akuryou LEI i: JAHAHAHAHAH
fickt grimmig: (his most attractive one, so people dont vote the option that say EW MICHAEL IS UGLY!)
akuryou LEI i: AHAHAHHAHA
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akuryou LEI i: how do i not look like a cross dresser?
akuryou LEI i: -__-
fickt grimmig: i know
fickt grimmig: amphitrite even sounds like 'transvestite'
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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aznlilsnowflake: food food food!!
Auto response from akuryou LEI i: DINNER AT SEVEN! ITS CRAZY! i haven't eaten dinner at seven since like i was eight. -_- ...okay, maybe not eight.
aznlilsnowflake: food food food!!
aznlilsnowflake: you love food!
aznlilsnowflake: elaine loves food!
aznlilsnowflake: elaine ou eats lots of food
and thats because she wants to be like a dood
whos randomly fat cause he eats so much
pizzas, and icecream, candy and such
and somehow elaine caught this horrible disease
since then her big diet has never ceased

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(picture)
fickt grimmig: ahahahahah
fickt grimmig: AHAHAHAH
fickt grimmig: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
akuryou LEI i: -_-
fickt grimmig: AAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
fickt grimmig: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
fickt grimmig: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fickt grimmig: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
akuryou LEI i: -________________________-
fickt grimmig: THATS HEELARIOUS!
akuryou LEI i: -_______________________________________-
fickt grimmig: AHAHAHAAHAH
fickt grimmig: IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD
fickt grimmig: FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AGES
fickt grimmig: AHHAHAHHAHA
fickt grimmig: HAHAHAHAHAH
akuryou LEI i: wow
fickt grimmig: OH MY GAD!
akuryou LEI i: IM HONORED!
akuryou LEI i: but -___________________________________-
fickt grimmig: its becuase
fickt grimmig: ahahahah
fickt grimmig: mary is sitting on you
fickt grimmig: BUAHAHAHAAH
fickt grimmig: HAHAHAHAHHA
fickt grimmig: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
fickt grimmig: THATS HILARIOUS!
akuryou LEI i: -____________________________________________________________________________________________-

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(continued from above)
fickt grimmig: my lord
fickt grimmig: but you look nice
akuryou LEI i: aww
akuryou LEI i: thanks
akuryou LEI i: i think so too
akuryou LEI i: ahahaahaha
fickt grimmig: yeah
fickt grimmig: i should start a 'doesnt elaine look nice in this picture if mary werent there' club.
akuryou LEI i: i look like i just molested my friend.
akuryou LEI i: -_-
fickt grimmig: i know
fickt grimmig: and shes molesting you!
fickt grimmig: its just
fickt grimmig: a big....
fickt grimmig: molestfest!

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fickt grimmig: i probably have to add at the bottom of the thread
fickt grimmig: btw, elaine is kinda lesbo-ish.
akuryou LEI i: ahahahahaahahah
akuryou LEI i: kinda.
fickt grimmig: and i edit 2 minutes later
fickt grimmig: never mind, she IS a lesbo.
akuryou LEI i: ahahahahhaha

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aznlilsnowflake: guess what tiff wants to do?
akuryou LEI i: go to winston's house tomorrow early
aznlilsnowflake: how'd you know?
akuryou LEI i: lol
aznlilsnowflake: genius!
akuryou LEI i: i just saw her five minutes ago
akuryou LEI i: hahahahah
aznlilsnowflake: oh
aznlilsnowflake: WTF
aznlilsnowflake: where?
akuryou LEI i: lol
akuryou LEI i: here
akuryou LEI i: cafe
aznlilsnowflake: oh
aznlilsnowflake: -_________________________-

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aznlilsnowflake: I HATE THAT RACE
aznlilsnowflake: I HATE VIETNESIANS
aznlilsnowflake: OR WHATEVER THOSE PPL ARE CALLED
akuryou LEI i: ...
akuryou LEI i: VIETNESIANS!
akuryou LEI i: HAHHA
aznlilsnowflake: well yea
akuryou LEI i: LIKE VIETNAMESE VENECIANS
aznlilsnowflake: we're asians, aren't we?
akuryou LEI i: HAHAH
aznlilsnowflake: HAHA
aznlilsnowflake: they're not asians
aznlilsnowflake: i dont' know them
akuryou LEI i: .

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fickt grimmig: WHY DOES JESSICA KEEP I-MING ME!
akuryou LEI i: she'll think of you as a cool older kid familiar now.
fickt grimmig: DAMNIT!
akuryou LEI i: LOOL
fickt grimmig: I HATE BEING A COOL ODER KID FAMILIAR!
akuryou LEI i: and today she was telling me to tell you to be less confusign!
fickt grimmig: I LIKE BEING COOL AND OLDER
akuryou LEI i: ahahahahahah
akuryou LEI i: oder
akuryou LEI i: ahaahaahah
akuryou LEI i: odor
fickt grimmig: but being someone the little kids say 'hi' to when i walk past them
akuryou LEI i: RIDTS YOU STINK!
akuryou LEI i: ahahahaah
fickt grimmig: thats jus weird
akuryou LEI i: yeah.
fickt grimmig: YOU STINK
fickt grimmig: YOU STINKY LESBO
akuryou LEI i: HAHHAHAH

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fickt grimmig: general knowledge
akuryou LEI i: .
fickt grimmig: do you?
akuryou LEI i: no i don't think so.
fickt grimmig: yes you do.
akuryou LEI i: nope
fickt grimmig: a dot in front of the statement means youre lying
akuryou LEI i: HARHAHRRAH
akuryou LEI i: no.
fickt grimmig: yeah
fickt grimmig: watch
fickt grimmig: .
fickt grimmig: i shot the president.
fickt grimmig: .
fickt grimmig: michael likes elaine
fickt grimmig: .
fickt grimmig: good charlotte is the best band ever
akuryou LEI i: HEY!
akuryou LEI i: HEY!
akuryou LEI i: hEY!
akuryou LEI i: i agree with the gc bit
akuryou LEI i: but HEY!
fickt grimmig: its true.
fickt grimmig: watch
fickt grimmig: .
fickt grimmig: diana is a man.
fickt grimmig: .
akuryou LEI i: ARHARHARHARH
fickt grimmig: elaine is a girl
akuryou LEI i: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

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akuryou LEI i: so did you guys talk about me yesterday?
aznlilsnowflake: uh
aznlilsnowflake: who?
akuryou LEI i: everyone
aznlilsnowflake: oh
aznlilsnowflake: only
aznlilsnowflake: 'elaien should of come today'
akuryou LEI i: ahahhahha
aznlilsnowflake: and mytchel was like 'hehe michael go to elaine's shop to eat'
akuryou LEI i: 0_o did you say that in front of him?
akuryou LEI i: WHA!
aznlilsnowflake: yea
aznlilsnowflake: in front of michael
akuryou LEI i: what'd he say to that?
aznlilsnowflake: and mytchel was like
akuryou LEI i: ahahahahhahahahahahahaha
aznlilsnowflake: 'michael go to elaine's shop and get free food'
aznlilsnowflake: go and eat
akuryou LEI i: ahhahahahahhahhahahaha
aznlilsnowflake: and then so we went to crossroads
aznlilsnowflake: and got smoothies
aznlilsnowflake: and then michael went in the
aznlilsnowflake: game shop
akuryou LEI i: ah
akuryou LEI i: yah
akuryou LEI i: i remember
aznlilsnowflake: and then
aznlilsnowflake: like
aznlilsnowflake: we walked home
akuryou LEI i: ahhaahh
akuryou LEI i: this is such an exciting story.
akuryou LEI i: guess who my favorite character is?
aznlilsnowflake: who?
aznlilsnowflake: micahel
aznlilsnowflake: -__-
akuryou LEI i: NOPE!
akuryou LEI i: MYTCHEL!
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHHAHAHA
aznlilsnowflake: WHAT?

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(god. i wish i were a hot white kid. then i could score with all the hot chicks. 8))
fickt grimmig: okay
akuryou LEI i: I AM NOT A MAN!
fickt grimmig: in this situation
fickt grimmig: you dont have boobs
fickt grimmig: you have a penis
fickt grimmig: what are you?
fickt grimmig: a MAN.
akuryou LEI i: oh.
akuryou LEI i: but.
akuryou LEI i: T_______T
akuryou LEI i: I DONT WANNA BE MAN!
akuryou LEI i: ERECTIONS ARE PAINFUL!
fickt grimmig: what/
fickt grimmig: how would you know?
akuryou LEI i: HAHHAHHA

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fickt grimmig: you never hear a guy complain about a boner
akuryou LEI i: you don't usually see guys hopping aorund with boners on the street

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(how long mag and mytchel lasted)
aznlilsnowflake: wtf
aznlilsnowflake: OMG
aznlilsnowflake: EIGHT FREAKEN MONTHS!!!!
akuryou LEI i: LOL
akuryou LEI i: [pats]
aznlilsnowflake: what happened to a month or two?
akuryou LEI i: 1 year 7 months 27 days and two minutes.
akuryou LEI i: :-D
aznlilsnowflake: -_________________-

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wee its mary xD: uhh i think yu lovee mee to much !
wee its mary xD: bak off !
wee its mary xD: that`s david`s job !
wee its mary xD: ahaha LOL
akuryou LEI i: ahaahhhahahahaha
akuryou LEI i: [gives mary to david]
wee its mary xD: x)
akuryou LEI i: =D
wee its mary xD: yaya !
akuryou LEI i: LOL
wee its mary xD: looooooool
akuryou LEI i: david: yay i love you mary!
akuryou LEI i: ahahahahh
wee its mary xD: AHAHAAH !
wee its mary xD: if only that wuhs ACTUALLY REAL
akuryou LEI i: LOL
akuryou LEI i: awww
akuryou LEI i: ;-D
akuryou LEI i: oops
akuryou LEI i: ;-)
wee its mary xD: michael: elaine i love yu [ mary told mee to sey it ]
wee its mary xD: AHAHAHAHAHAH

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(if you remember maggie and the whole feet licking is my destiny thing, you'll get this. :)) fickt grimmig: is that MICHAEL in your buddy icon?
fickt grimmig: no, its just a duck
fickt grimmig: its a nice duck.
akuryou LEI i: ahahahahah
fickt grimmig: congratulations, elaine.
akuryou LEI i: thanks!
fickt grimmig: but im gonna kill it
fickt grimmig: see
fickt grimmig: you dont have michael, you have a walking duck as a substitute
fickt grimmig: doesnt that make you mad?
fickt grimmig: elaine: HULK MAD!
fickt grimmig: elaine: *turns into hulk*
fickt grimmig: HULK WANT STOMP DUCK!
fickt grimmig: HULK WANT MICHAEL!
fickt grimmig: RAHAHHHHH!!!!
akuryou LEI i: 0___0
fickt grimmig: but thats just me saying what you would say if you were the hulk.
fickt grimmig: with hair that goes WREEEEOP!
akuryou LEI i: that's just freaky.
akuryou LEI i: o_0
akuryou LEI i: i dont' want to be the hulk!
fickt grimmig: but you must
fickt grimmig: its your.... destiny
fickt grimmig: MUAHAHAHHAHAH!

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lotrcrazy14: who's phaidria?
akuryou LEI i: diana
lotrcrazy14: oooo
lotrcrazy14: o_0
akuryou LEI i: lol
lotrcrazy14: do i even want to know what that one means?
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHA
lotrcrazy14: for all i know or care, diana could be calling herself an aphrodisiac. . .

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fickt grimmig: whats up?
akuryou LEI i: not much
akuryou LEI i: talking to my er. destiny.
akuryou LEI i: [cough]
akuryou LEI i: -______________-
fickt grimmig: MRAGGIE!
akuryou LEI i: ...
akuryou LEI i: no.
akuryou LEI i: maggie is not my destiny1
akuryou LEI i: GAH!
fickt grimmig: oh.
fickt grimmig: youre talking to 'alone, with a steady 9- 5 job in an apartment full of victorian dolls and doilies'?
akuryou LEI i: .
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHHAHAH
akuryou LEI i: i'm fine with most of it
akuryou LEI i: except the victorian dolls thing.
akuryou LEI i: where did that come from?!?!?!?
fickt grimmig: iono
fickt grimmig: seems most alone people with large glasses and bad teeth that live in a potpourri smelling apartment have a collection of victorian dolls
fickt grimmig: the ones that look you right in the eye
akuryou LEI i: AHAHAHA
akuryou LEI i: that's kind of scary.
akuryou LEI i: HEY!
akuryou LEI i: I DO NOT HAVE LARGE GLASSES
akuryou LEI i: i have bad teeth. though.
fickt grimmig: but no elaine
fickt grimmig: dont talk to your destiny
fickt grimmig: it ruins everything
fickt grimmig: men are not supposed to see the future
akuryou LEI i: oh.
fickt grimmig: they lose all ambition
akuryou LEI i: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
akuryou LEI i: I AM NOT A MAN!
fickt grimmig: took you quite a long time to notice that.
fickt grimmig: its suspicious
fickt grimmig: *glare left*
fickt grimmig: *glare right*
akuryou LEI i: 0_0
fickt grimmig: *glare striight*

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(mary telling mag she saw david)
aznlilsnowflake: ya wehn
wee its mary xD: thursday auqust 5
aznlilsnowflake: ojmg
aznlilsnowflake: you're exactly like elaine, it's scary
wee its mary xD: :D
wee its mary xD: lol
wee its mary xD: it wuhs around 6 somethinq
aznlilsnowflake: OMG
aznlilsnowflake: well
aznlilsnowflake: elaine remembers the exact time
aznlilsnowflake: ;-)
aznlilsnowflake: but close enough
wee its mary xD: yay !
wee its mary xD: 6:2O ?
aznlilsnowflake: -_-
aznlilsnowflake: i'll be you elaine has the exact second
aznlilsnowflake: see that green watch she wears everywhere?
aznlilsnowflake: it's all in there, i tell you

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fickt grimmig9): hi jessica
fickt grimmig0): whats up?
M i s t Z e phyr2): Hi
M i s t Z e phyr8): Making lots of avatars and signatures for people on the internet
fickt grimmig3): oh wow
fickt grimmig1): that must be time occupying and skill requiring
fickt grimmig4): good for you
M i s t Z e phyr4): what have you been doing?
fickt grimmig2): reading xanga
fickt grimmig4): mining coal yards
M i s t Z e phyr8): Oh and I coded the layout today
M i s t Z e phyr: lol
fickt grimmig6): snipering death metal fads
fickt grimmig8): trying to prove to your sister she is a man
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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akuryou LEI i: foo foo rot.
akuryou LEI i: PLEASE TELL ME I AM NOT FLIRTING!
fickt grimmig: OMG!
fickt grimmig: YOURE FLIRTING!
fickt grimmig: MRS. FOO FOO ROT.
akuryou LEI i: NOOO
akuryou LEI i: I CANT BE@
fickt grimmig: who are you flirting with?
akuryou LEI i: andrew irvine.
akuryou LEI i: -_-
akuryou LEI i: but no!
akuryou LEI i: im not flirting!
fickt grimmig: OH MY GOD.
fickt grimmig: omg.
fickt grimmig: even sarah said omg
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
fickt grimmig: OMG!
fickt grimmig: TOTALLY!
akuryou LEI i: o___o
fickt grimmig: DANG.
fickt grimmig: you just flirted with andrew irvine
fickt grimmig: how could you?
fickt grimmig: i mean, its bad morally
akuryou LEI i: i did not!
akuryou LEI i: we were talking about grammar!
akuryou LEI i: kind of.
akuryou LEI i: okay, not really.
akuryou LEI i: :-X
fickt grimmig: yeah
fickt grimmig: you were talking about
fickt grimmig: hi PENIS!
fickt grimmig: MUHAHHAHAHHH
fickt grimmig: HIS PENIS!
fickt grimmig: !
fickt grimmig: !

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(pic of me in my coolass sunglasses and class '04 shirt)
blue lights says: LOL!
blue lights says: i actually like that one
electric snwball says: OMG
electric snwball says: FBI ELAINE
electric snwball says: FBI ELAINE!
blue lights says: im cute
electric snwball says: no
electric snwball says: you're like 'dont' move, michael, i shall take a picture of you'
electric snwball says: *michael runs*
electric snwball says: DAMMIT I TOLD YOU TO STAY!!!!
blue lights says: AHHAHAHHHAA

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babiiexamanduuuh (3:21:47 PM): michael DOES NOT like mee
akuryouleii (3:21:52 PM): ahahahahahah
akuryouleii (3:21:54 PM): yes he does!
babiiexamanduuuh (3:22:07 PM): no he doesnt
akuryouleii (3:22:38 PM): lol
babiiexamanduuuh (3:22:48 PM): he js happpened to ask me out in 6th grade, n happened to ask me for a hug, n happened to sey bye to mee fer once
akuryouleii (3:22:58 PM): AHHAHAH

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(tiff & winston)
aznlilsnowflake: and why the hell are we worrying over their problem?
aznlilsnowflake: -_-
AzNtRaNcEboI3131: BECUZ WINSTON IS ALL FUCKED UP LIKE YOUR OLD COMPUTER

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akuryou LEI i: i dreamed about graduation all over again
akuryou LEI i: 0_o
fickt grimmig: wow, was michael a donkey?
fickt grimmig: and was he the donkey from shrek?
akuryou LEI i: nope
fickt grimmig: i can imagine you being the nun from shrek
akuryou LEI i: AHAHAHHAHAHA
fickt grimmig: and you two doing it.
akuryou LEI i: I CAN IMAGINE HIM AS THE DONKEY!
akuryou LEI i: a horrible one though
akuryou LEI i: like horribly played.
fickt grimmig: yeah
fickt grimmig: hed be like
fickt grimmig: 'yeah shrek'.... what? i need to do a blackccent? why? i didnt sign up for this! viiiiictor!
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHAHAH

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(ridts trying to make me mad)
fickt grimmig: elaine, you get all these bad grades
fickt grimmig: and well
akuryou LEI i: ahahahha
fickt grimmig: i hate you.
akuryou LEI i: .
akuryou LEI i: ahahaha
fickt grimmig: oh wait
akuryou LEI i: that just makes me sad.
fickt grimmig: i know
akuryou LEI i: hahahah
fickt grimmig: HA HA YOU GOT AN A ON YOUR ALGEBRA FINAL!!!!
akuryou LEI i: .

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(ridts trying to make me mad)
akuryou LEI i: okay..never mind.
fickt grimmig: cause you know i was trying
akuryou LEI i: yah
fickt grimmig: but i dont mean it
fickt grimmig: i dont really want to get you mad
akuryou LEI i: aww.
fickt grimmig: i just wanna see how far i can go
akuryou LEI i: hahahah
akuryou LEI i: okie
akuryou LEI i: well
fickt grimmig: if you were mad at me
fickt grimmig: i would be sadder than a clown drenched in gravy.
akuryou LEI i: aww!
akuryou LEI i: .
akuryou LEI i: a clown drenched in gravy?

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aznlilsnowflake: oops sorry elaine ou**
aznlilsnowflake: elaine out!!
aznlilsnowflake: LOL
aznlilsnowflake: i like that name
aznlilsnowflake: from now on you're name is elaine out!
aznlilsnowflake: michael in, elaine out!
aznlilsnowflake: I LIKE THAT NAME!!!
aznlilsnowflake: justin's in..elaine's totally out
aznlilsnowflake: jkjk
aznlilsnowflake: okok
aznlilsnowflake: michael out and elaine out
aznlilsnowflake: o_0
aznlilsnowflake: michael and elaine went out
aznlilsnowflake: there

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fickt grimmig: ken-lookin michael with no six pack comes in shop
akuryou LEI i: HARHARHARHAHRH
akuryou LEI i: :-D
fickt grimmig: hey
fickt grimmig: bread
fickt grimmig: gimme.
fickt grimmig: you: hey michael, how are you doing?
akuryou LEI i: ehehhehe
fickt grimmig: michael: gimme bread.
akuryou LEI i: ahahahahhah
fickt grimmig: friends ridts, diana, and maggie come seperately
akuryou LEI i: LMAO
fickt grimmig: diana
fickt grimmig: press a button
fickt grimmig: bitch
fickt grimmig: look at my boobs bitch
fickt grimmig: hey bitch
fickt grimmig: yay! boobs bitch

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(continued from above)
fickt grimmig: i can imagine a barbie version of elaine
fickt grimmig: press a button
fickt grimmig: 'hey michael, wanna go to the movies?'
akuryou LEI i: .
akuryou LEI i: AHAHHAHAHAHAH

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fickt grimmig: HI!@
wee its mary xD: hiyee
wee its mary xD: :D
akuryou LEI i: HI!@
wee its mary xD: who else
wee its mary xD: HI!@
akuryou LEI i: o_0
wee its mary xD: o_0
wee its mary xD: let`s mimick elaine ridts !
akuryou LEI i: -________-
fickt grimmig: okay!
fickt grimmig: ill start
akuryou LEI i: great.
fickt grimmig: I AM NOT HITTING ON YOU!
fickt grimmig: your turn
akuryou LEI i: AHAHAHAH
akuryou LEI i: i am not.
wee its mary xD: o_0
akuryou LEI i: -_-
akuryou LEI i: you guys know me too well.
fickt grimmig: mary
fickt grimmig: its your turn
akuryou LEI i: wee its mary xD: o_0
wee its mary xD: i did
wee its mary xD: elaine`s face
akuryou LEI i: ahahhaha
akuryou LEI i: my face.
fickt grimmig: oh yeah
fickt grimmig: my turn
fickt grimmig: GAHHH!
fickt grimmig: I HATE HOMOPHOBES!
akuryou LEI i: ahahahahaahaahaah
fickt grimmig: HOMOPHOBES ARE GAY!
akuryou LEI i: ...
fickt grimmig: I HATE THEM!
akuryou LEI i: o_0
fickt grimmig: k.
fickt grimmig: mary your turn
wee its mary xD: am not!
wee its mary xD: ahaha
wee its mary xD: that`s elaine
wee its mary xD: :D
akuryou LEI i: ...
fickt grimmig: okay
fickt grimmig: .
akuryou LEI i: wha?
wee its mary xD: .
fickt grimmig: that is so
fickt grimmig: fucking
fickt grimmig: WRONG!
wee its mary xD: wat ?
akuryou LEI i: i don't get it
fickt grimmig: your turn mary.
akuryou LEI i: [blink]
fickt grimmig: the dot
fickt grimmig: then the spacing out words
akuryou LEI i: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHAHAHHA

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aznlilsnowflake: flat ihps
akuryou LEI i: ahahahahaahahaha
aznlilsnowflake: flat waist
akuryou LEI i: ok that's true
aznlilsnowflake: flat feet!!
aznlilsnowflake: SEE???????
aznlilsnowflake: you always complain about your feet
aznlilsnowflake: cause they're...FLAT!
aznlilsnowflake: -_-
akuryou LEI i: -_-
aznlilsnowflake: lol
aznlilsnowflake: see?
aznlilsnowflake: you're all flat
akuryou LEI i: -_____-
akuryou LEI i: i'm FLAT STANLEY!
aznlilsnowflake: =-O
akuryou LEI i: ahahah
aznlilsnowflake: must mail elaine!
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHHA
aznlilsnowflake: *opens mailbox*
akuryou LEI i: to michael?
aznlilsnowflake: 21 benevante
aznlilsnowflake: yeap
akuryou LEI i: HEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
akuryou LEI i: he's like
aznlilsnowflake: exactly what i was thinking of
aznlilsnowflake: lol
akuryou LEI i: "oh, look, junk mail"
akuryou LEI i: -______________________-
aznlilsnowflake: 'who's this?'
aznlilsnowflake: 'ooh it looks like elaine cause it's flat!'
aznlilsnowflake: *laughs*
aznlilsnowflake: 'i'm going to go burn elaine'
akuryou LEI i: 0_____________________0
aznlilsnowflake: *walks*
akuryou LEI i: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
akuryou LEI i: bitch!
akuryou LEI i: not you
akuryou LEI i: michael
aznlilsnowflake: LOL
aznlilsnowflake: michael
aznlilsnowflake: haha
akuryou LEI i: D:FS:FL:SD
aznlilsnowflake: michael burned you
akuryou LEI i: [GIVES HIM A GIANT PAPER CUT]
aznlilsnowflake: =-O

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