give me some of that old school stuff, yo. i think you're on crack. amusement *what*?
amusement files, OMFGLOLWTF??!!!1???
the amusement files were created in 2003. they started as just those tiny one-or-two liner HAHAHA MY FRIEND IS SO FUNNY EVERYBODY LOOKIEDOO that everyone pastes in their profile once in a while. then i guess my friends got funnier and funnier until my profile was just exploding with them. i decided to save the funny things in a notepad file and put a new one in my profile everyday.

soon, my notepad file was overflowing with hilarity. i knew something had to be done. :O!!!!!! so i decided to pile up 10KB worth of excerpts into a single HTML file and use a clever little trick to link my profile to a separate webpage without creating a new window. thus the amusement files as you see them today were created. yay. it has been three years since those days, and my beloved museys have gone through so much. now i have loyal readers and even loyal stars! and when i don't update, people actually whine! nowadays, instead of 10KB worth of amusement, it's nearly 30! it's all rather exciting.

to see them in action, check the profile of akuryouleii.