the sixth! return of the
amusement files!
last updated 4/28/09
sonicplug: YO.
akuryou LEI i: YO.
akuryou LEI i: HO YO HO
sonicplug: guess who has wireless airport?
sonicplug: HM?
sonicplug: GUESS?
akuryou LEI i: =-O
sonicplug: JUST GUESS!!!
sonicplug: WHOO??
akuryou LEI i: RIDTS???
sonicplug: YEAHHHHH BITCH!
akuryou LEI i: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
akuryou LEI i: yay!
sonicplug: you have it too huh?
akuryou LEI i: actually
akuryou LEI i: no.
akuryou LEI i: my sister does though
sonicplug: THAT MAKES ME ALL THE MORE SATISFIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sonicplug: :-D
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akuryou LEI i: hahaa i had a nightmare that my GPA was 3.6
sonicplug: DUDE A NIGHTMARE.
sonicplug: okay.
sonicplug: good.
sonicplug: you need some humblin' down.
akuryou LEI i: LOL
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sonicplug: dude i love this wireless internet thing
akuryou LEI i: >:o
sonicplug: i can go to the bathroom whilst surfing the web
akuryou LEI i: LOL
sonicplug: AND THATS NOT WHAT IM DOING RIGHT NOW.
akuryou LEI i: UH HUH
sonicplug: if thats what youre thinking
akuryou LEI i: it was totally what i was thnking
sonicplug: okay yeah maybe i am
akuryou LEI i: .
sonicplug: but still.
akuryou LEI i: ahahhaaha
sonicplug: i finished like an hour ago
akuryou LEI i: LOL
sonicplug: and you didnt need to know that
sonicplug: ANYWAYS
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sonicplug: and i know all the lyrics word for word.
akuryou LEI i: yay!
akuryou LEI i: (is that a good thing ro a bad thing?)
sonicplug: umm
sonicplug: what if i said bad?
sonicplug: youd probably go
sonicplug: aww
sonicplug: two elainish reactions: yay! aww.
akuryou LEI i: HAHA
akuryou LEI i: yeah
akuryou LEI i: and that
akuryou LEI i: "HAHA"
sonicplug: OH YEAH
sonicplug: and
sonicplug: AHAHA
sonicplug: and
sonicplug: x3 mike/charlie
akuryou LEI i: and "."
akuryou LEI i: HAHA
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(A hundred days had made me older since the last time
That I saw your pretty face
A thousand lights had made me colder and
I don’t think I can look at this the same
- Here Without You, 3 Doors Down)
Phaidria: a hundred fucks had made me hornier since the last fuck
that i cummed on your pretty face
a thousand dicks had made me wetter and
i don't think i can look at this the same
Phaidria: uh
Phaidria: i have no idea why i did that
Phaidria: but it works out so well
akuryou LEI i: hahahahaha
akuryou LEI i: i almost wnat to paste it in my profile
akuryou LEI i: but not quite
Phaidria: hah
Phaidria: almoooost
Phaidria: mark be liek
Phaidria: whassup wit dat yo
Phaidria: and you be liek
Phaidria: diana man
Phaidria: and he bel like fo shizzle?
Phaidria: and you be like word
akuryou LEI i: LMAO
akuryou LEI i: why are we black?
Phaidria: he said whassup
Phaidria: so hten the rest came naturally
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akuryou LEI i: yo diana sup homiedawgshizzle
akuryou LEI i: .
Phaidria: wow
Phaidria: thats
akuryou LEI i: HAH
Phaidria: un chinese
Phaidria: i love it
akuryou LEI i: sup homegirl
akuryou LEI i: LOL
Phaidria: ok jayne
Phaidria: getoff
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Phaidria: i wanna talk to andrew irvine
akuryou LEI i: .
akuryou LEI i: PROFILE
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Phaidria: thats why i dont get mad at maggie
Phaidria: cause shes like
Phaidria: MAGGIE LICIOUS
Phaidria: what a cubblywumplycootiepookins
akuryou LEI i: .
akuryou LEI i: i love how you can actually spell that
akuryou LEI i: and you can't spell "tomorrow"
akuryou LEI i: you have problems.
Phaidria: well no
Phaidria: it was supposed to be cuddly
Phaidria: but like
Phaidria: cubbly works out fine
Phaidria: i mena
akuryou LEI i: HAHA
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Phaidria: elaine
Phaidria: will you get me a poster?
Phaidria: ooooh
Phaidria: i also like
Phaidria: hmm
Phaidria: i like kroenan
Phaidria: but those might be hard to find now
Phaidria: but not on ebay
Phaidria: and uhm
Phaidria: who else is hot
akuryou LEI i: hrmm
Phaidria: too bad theres no unwrapped posters
Phaidria: ide like to see marc unwrapped
Phaidria: ;-)
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akuryou LEI i: akuryou LEI i: you should talk to diana about sex!
akuryou LEI i: aahah
aromaticcHICK En: LOL NO THANKS
akuryou LEI i: HAHA
aromaticcHICK En: those are images i really don't need
Phaidria: oh man
Phaidria: he jsut insulted my pussy
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHAHA
Phaidria: what a meanie
akuryou LEI i: mark + your pussy = ????????
Phaidria: a cat fight
Phaidria: my pussy could so beat up his pussy
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akuryou LEI i: i hate bugs that bite
homesick garden: me too!
homesick garden: *scared*
homesick garden: if im REALLY into killing something
homesick garden: i like get a thick pack of paper
homesick garden: and smash it on the bug
homesick garden: and go
homesick garden: DAMN YOU FUCKER FROM HELL
homesick garden: DAMN YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU FUCKING DIE NOW
homesick garden: DIIIIIIIIIE
homesick garden: and then i feel very good after
homesick garden: once its dead
homesick garden: i just hate cleaning it up
akuryou LEI i: LMAO
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homesick garden: now i have to be real pretty for school
homesick garden: but the STRAIGHTENER is gone
homesick garden: CRAPOLA
homesick garden: :-(
akuryou LEI i: :-(:-(:-(
akuryou LEI i: you can be pretty WITHOUT the straightener!
homesick garden: *shriveL*
akuryou LEI i: you can be INDEPENDENT
homesick garden: your insane
akuryou LEI i: LOL
homesick garden: IN THE MEMBRANE
akuryou LEI i: yeah i am
homesick garden: SO INSANE GOT NO BRAIN
homesick garden: something like that
homesick garden: haha
homesick garden: :-)
akuryou LEI i: [stares at own straightener]
akuryou LEI i: LOL
homesick garden: LOLLOL
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aromaticcHICK En: WHAzzhunaeohuaneh
aromaticcHICK En: so
akuryou LEI i: STILL TALKING TO HIM
akuryou LEI i: whoooooo
aromaticcHICK En: o_o
aromaticcHICK En: how come you haven't shown me any of it
akuryou LEI i: i'm sorry!
akuryou LEI i: here you go
aromaticcHICK En: is it mostly him going "i'm so fine" and you going "YES, YES !"
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHAH
akuryou LEI i: SHUT UP
akuryou LEI i: LOL
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aromaticcHICK En: LOL
aromaticcHICK En: maybe i'll write a sentence about you
akuryou LEI i: OOH
aromaticcHICK En: "the silent sticklike maiden swooned after her panda-like love interest"
aromaticcHICK En: i'm sure i can add that in somewhere
akuryou LEI i: HAHA
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akuryou LEI i: do you like krispy kremes?
aromaticcHICK En: OMG YES
akuryou LEI i: guess what!
akuryou LEI i: i don't!
akuryou LEI i: lol
aromaticcHICK En: this is why you're characterless
aromaticcHICK En: you don't eat anything
akuryou LEI i: LOL
aromaticcHICK En: you don't say anything
akuryou LEI i: HEY
akuryou LEI i: HAHAH
akuryou LEI i: how does not eating make me characterless!!!!!
aromaticcHICK En: um.
akuryou LEI i: it just makes me substancelesss
akuryou LEI i: hehe
aromaticcHICK En: it certainly doesn't make you characterful!
akuryou LEI i: oh.
akuryou LEI i: if i suddenly ate like tons and tons of weird yucky sugary food, would i be really really cool???
akuryou LEI i: =-O
aromaticcHICK En: no
akuryou LEI i: oh.
akuryou LEI i: damn.
aromaticcHICK En: you might be overweight
akuryou LEI i: HAHA
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aromaticcHICK En: you sexy thang!
akuryou LEI i: oh, stop it, you're obviously the sexy one
akuryou LEI i: HAHA I JUST SAID THAT
aromaticcHICK En: i know
aromaticcHICK En: :D
aromaticcHICK En: lol
akuryou LEI i: HAHA
aromaticcHICK En: lol wow yeah you actually DID say that
aromaticcHICK En: anyway
akuryou LEI i: LOLL
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akuryou LEI i: o_o
akuryou LEI i: i hate the thought of surgery.
aromaticcHICK En: i hate the thought of NC-17 kiddie fanfiction slash.
akuryou LEI i: LOL
akuryou LEI i: youd din't read it,did you?
aromaticcHICK En: NO
akuryou LEI i: oh okay.
aromaticcHICK En: er sorry.
aromaticcHICK En: lol
aromaticcHICK En: no*
aromaticcHICK En: :-)
aromaticcHICK En: thank god for LJ cuts
akuryou LEI i: LOL
akuryou LEI i: it was pretty mild
aromaticcHICK En: YET RATED NC-17?!
aromaticcHICK En: lol
akuryou LEI i: LOL
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(hot people in spanish textbooks)
akuryou LEI i: and that chick with the makeup? i was so disappointed when we didn't get to study that chapter
aromaticcHICK En: LOL what?!
aromaticcHICK En: oh HER
aromaticcHICK En: haha
akuryou LEI i: HAHA
akuryou LEI i: yes, her.
aromaticcHICK En: yeah all i saw was the girl under her taking a bath and putting on her clothes lol
akuryou LEI i: .
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHHAHA
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akuryou LEI i: 200% sure!
akuryou LEI i: :-)
x MARY BUTTT: too bad
x MARY BUTTT: i can see it in your eyes
x MARY BUTTT: that you are lieing
x MARY BUTTT: HAHAH :D
akuryou LEI i: LOL
akuryou LEI i: i think you neeed glassses
akuryou LEI i: :-)
x MARY BUTTT: LOL
x MARY BUTTT: I THINK YOU DO TOOOO
akuryou LEI i: I HAVE GLASSES STUPID
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akuryou LEI i: akuryou LEI i: this will probably sound really strange
akuryou LEI i: but mark wants to know if you like him
akuryou LEI i: uh, platonic like
homesick garden: LOLZ
homesick garden: LOLZ
homesick garden: LOLZ
homesick garden: lolzzzz
aromaticcHICK En: LOL NO
aromaticcHICK En: GOSH
aromaticcHICK En: YOU ASKED WRONG
aromaticcHICK En: -.-
aromaticcHICK En: HAHA
aromaticcHICK En: she knows its platonic, right?
aromaticcHICK En: LOL
akuryou LEI i: yeah
akuryou LEI i: HAHA
aromaticcHICK En: GOOD OKAY
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(...WTF HAHAHA WAS THIS THE DARE?!)
akuryou LEI i: HAHA LUNCH WAS FUNNY
akuryou LEI i: hey baby what you doing tonight?
akuryou LEI i: im doign mark tonight!
Jane plus a WHY: LOL
Jane plus a WHY: OMG
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHAH
akuryou LEI i: IT WAS SO IMPROVISATION
akuryou LEI i: HOLY SHIT
akuryou LEI i: LOL
Jane plus a WHY: and just kind of stood there and went "what?"
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jane plus a WHY: omg
Jane plus a WHY: we're great
Jane plus a WHY: and gay
akuryou LEI i: LOL YES
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Jane plus a WHY: oh my god i am dumb
akuryou LEI i: you're dumber than my foot!
akuryou LEI i: ok that was weird
Jane plus a WHY: wow
akuryou LEI i: you're not dumb
Jane plus a WHY: thats pretty damn dumb
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Jane plus a WHY: fuck my intro paragraph
Jane plus a WHY: i dont care anymore
Jane plus a WHY: gayest thing besides you and me together
Jane plus a WHY: shit
akuryou LEI i: LOL
akuryou LEI i: HAHA
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akuryou LEI i: would you rather marry mark or kevin tham?
Jane plus a WHY: ...
Jane plus a WHY: I WOULD RATHER DIE
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHA
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Aromatic Chicken (12:20:45 AM): elaine likes it nice and slow to savor the sensations
Jane plus a WHY (12:21:09 AM): you would know
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i gag me: i think one of these days colleens goign to get herpes
i gag me: or something
akuryou LEI i: ...
akuryou LEI i: LOLLL
akuryou LEI i: WHAT
i gag me: she eats out of everyones food
akuryou LEI i: HAHHAHAA
i gag me: one of these days
i gag me: im telling you
i gag me: shes going to give us all herpes
akuryou LEI i: LOLL
i gag me: geez
i gag me: ok no ones drinking from my stuff no more
i gag me: I DONT WANT HERPES
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i gag me: i hate chest hair
i gag me: I HATE IT SO MUCH
i gag me: ITS LOATHSOME
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i gag me: i dont want to know what mr antenores doing
i gag me: WHO KNOWS WHAT HES DOING
i gag me: actually i think hes having sex with his wife
akuryou LEI i: .
akuryou LEI i: OMG HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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i gag me: i wish i could make mucous
akuryou LEI i: .
akuryou LEI i: UHHHHHHHHH
i gag me: then i'd throw slabs at ppl i hate
akuryou LEI i: LOL
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i gag me: i love beer
i gag me: DRINKS ALL AROUND!
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i g a g m e: OOH LEMME GUESS
i g a g m e: you're talking to mark
akuryou LEI i: HAHA
akuryou LEI i: -_-
akuryou LEI i: maybe.
i g a g m e: are you?
i g a g m e: YES YOU ARE
i g a g m e: AHA STOP TALKING TO HIM
akuryou LEI i: LOL
i g a g m e: SERIOUSLY
i g a g m e: STOOOOOOOOOOOOPPIT
akuryou LEI i: HAHA
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Jane plus a WHY: WHAT'S HER TA?
akuryou LEI i: no fucking idea
Jane plus a WHY: .. you don't know?!
akuryou LEI i: yeah crazy huh
Jane plus a WHY: ELAINE DOESN'T KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT A RANDOM HOT GIRL?
Jane plus a WHY: OH MAN
Jane plus a WHY: ARMAGEDDON
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Jane plus a WHY: i hate how boys are so stupid sometiems
Jane plus a WHY: wtf
akuryou LEI i: LOL
akuryou LEI i: yeah
Jane plus a WHY: god wtf where the hell were you when they passed out brains?
akuryou LEI i: HAAH
Jane plus a WHY: oh yea, in line for penises
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHAHA
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akuryou LEI i: im too cool to be an asian whore
Jane plus a WHY: correction
Jane plus a WHY: you're to uncool to be an asian whore
Jane plus a WHY: come on elaine
Jane plus a WHY: an etymology book?
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Jane plus a WHY: repress your homosexuality dear
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Jane plus a WHY: you need some one who doesnt know sarah jane or lala
Jane plus a WHY: or else you lose automatically
Jane plus a WHY: its like
Jane plus a WHY: an arcade game that eats your damn quarters
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Jane plus a WHY: when you and mark get married
Jane plus a WHY: can i be you best man
akuryou LEI i: LOL HAHAHA
akuryou LEI i: ok
akuryou LEI i: -_-
Jane plus a WHY: awesome
akuryou LEI i: -__-
akuryou LEI i: too bad its never gonna hpepn!
Jane plus a WHY: uh huh
Jane plus a WHY: thats what you say now
akuryou LEI i: ahhahaha
Jane plus a WHY: but like
Jane plus a WHY: 3 years from now
Jane plus a WHY: we'll have this exact conversationa
Jane plus a WHY: and it will start
Jane plus a WHY: ZOMG JAYNE MARK ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Jane plus a WHY: elaine + procrastination = long rant about how she fails at life on LJ
akuryou LEI i: LOLLLLLLLLLLL
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puc ca w uc ca: i mean..
puc ca w uc ca: you are kinda on the nerdy side
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homesick garden: :-)!
akuryou LEI i: :-)!!!
akuryou LEI i: your smiley trumps mine
homesick garden: its cause it has a bigger penis
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Aromatic Chicken: i once had a theory skinny people ended up taller
Aromatic Chicken: and then i met you.
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Jane plus a WHY: mark elaine is mean
Aromatic Chicken: i know
Aromatic Chicken: that's why you like me better.
Aromatic Chicken: <3
Jane plus a WHY: duh
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AROMATIC CHICKEN: oh did i show you my vocab word for chapter 4 in Tale of Two Cities?
AROMATIC CHICKEN: As soon as the obsessed stalker realized her man of pursuit was beyond her grasp, she collapsed and cried in a disconcerted frenzy.
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHHAHA
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AROMATIC CHICKEN: I AM THE MORNING AND EVENING STAR
akuryou LEI i: yes, your majesty.
AROMATIC CHICKEN: mufufufu
akuryou LEI i: can i be the noon and midnight star?
AROMATIC CHICKEN: uh no
AROMATIC CHICKEN: sorry
akuryou LEI i: :-(
AROMATIC CHICKEN: you can be my footstool though
AROMATIC CHICKEN: so that's pretty special
akuryou LEI i: HAHA
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aromaticcHICK En: akuryou LEI i: and you haven't heard me squeal before???
aromaticcHICK En: no
aromaticcHICK En: whenever i'm around all you do is give me "you're weird" looks
aromaticcHICK En: and maggie gives me "why are you here go away huh you're weird" looks and says it, too lol
aromaticcHICK En: and erin just kind of.. "GO AWAY YOU"RE SCARY"
aromaticcHICK En: kristine is friendlier though.
aromaticcHICK En: and kelly just smiles.
aromaticcHICK En: lol
akuryou LEI i: LOL
akuryou LEI i: LOL
akuryou LEI i: LOL
akuryou LEI i: "you're weird" looks
akuryou LEI i: okay that's kinda true i guess
akuryou LEI i: i'm sorry!
aromaticcHICK En: :-(
akuryou LEI i: LOL
aromaticcHICK En: i forgiveth thee
akuryou LEI i: dont' take it personally
akuryou LEI i: i'm just automatically like htat with guys
akuryou LEI i: ahha
aromaticcHICK En: but only if you continuously let me freeload egg tarts
akuryou LEI i: HAH
aromaticcHICK En: oh. lol
akuryou LEI i: next time i'l give you a "WOW MARK YOURE SO COOL" look
akuryou LEI i: :-)
aromaticcHICK En: AWESOME
aromaticcHICK En: LOL
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aromaticcHICK En: omg do you know what's depressing?
aromaticcHICK En: last night
akuryou LEI i: wha?
aromaticcHICK En: the first dream in ages
aromaticcHICK En: a "nightmare"
akuryou LEI i: =-O
aromaticcHICK En: where we arrived to mrs. freed's class
aromaticcHICK En: to find out
aromaticcHICK En: that the grades on the test and essay were wrong
aromaticcHICK En: and tarun beat me.
aromaticcHICK En: LOL AND THAT WAS MY NIGHTMARE
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHAH
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aromaticcHICK En: and like on the body wash botlle it said
aromaticcHICK En: RESTORE
aromaticcHICK En: but my hand covered it up
aromaticcHICK En: so i thought it said
aromaticcHICK En: PRESTO
akuryou LEI i: LOL
aromaticcHICK En: and then it hit me
aromaticcHICK En: i figured out
aromaticcHICK En: how people who don't understand each other's language
aromaticcHICK En: but play music together have sex
aromaticcHICK En: they're like...
aromaticcHICK En: instead of FASTER
aromaticcHICK En: its.... ACCELERANDO
aromaticcHICK En: and instead of HARDER
aromaticcHICK En: its.... ACCENT!
akuryou LEI i: LOL
aromaticcHICK En: and then you know
aromaticcHICK En: CRESCENDO CRESCENDO
aromaticcHICK En: FORTE FORTE
aromaticcHICK En: CON SPIRITO
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHA
aromaticcHICK En: MOLTO VIBRATO
akuryou LEI i: LOL
aromaticcHICK En: and then finally... adagio, descresendo
aromaticcHICK En: oh, and for blowjobs
aromaticcHICK En: legato
akuryou LEI i: ahahahhahaha
aromaticcHICK En: or even better for blowjobs
aromaticcHICK En: dolce
aromaticcHICK En: and cantabile
akuryou LEI i: LOL
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aromaticcHICK En: so i'm getting bored and decided to search different things in logs
aromaticcHICK En: so i tried the word Semen
akuryou LEI i: LOL
akuryou LEI i: uh
aromaticcHICK En: and a bunch of ones with you came up
aromaticcHICK En: and like
aromaticcHICK En: i was all WTF
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHA
aromaticcHICK En: and it was ended up being
aromaticcHICK En: "amuSEMENt files"
aromaticcHICK En: LOL
akuryou LEI i: OH LOL
akuryou LEI i: HAHHHAA
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aromaticcHICK En: so you want to know about hen.....
aromaticcHICK En: s and roosters?
akuryou LEI i: HAHA
akuryou LEI i: sure.
aromaticcHICK En: hens are female, and roosters are male.
akuryou LEI i: wow.
akuryou LEI i: REALLY?!
akuryou LEI i: -_-
aromaticcHICK En: so you know, when you realize that you've got a chicken thats a rooster
aromaticcHICK En: you can say
aromaticcHICK En: "you've got male!"
akuryou LEI i: o_o
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
akuryou LEI i: THAT WAS SO LAME
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
aromaticcHICK En: LOL YES BUT IT WAS GOOD
aromaticcHICK En: :-)
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHAHAH
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(some things never change... =P)
aromaticcHICK En: and i haven't a clue if its true
aromaticcHICK En: cuz Aaron's always so like .... "uh, no i'm not sexual"
aromaticcHICK En: though last time Mrs. Freed was like "PORNO SITES!"
aromaticcHICK En: he started snickering
aromaticcHICK En: OMG I WANTED TO BURST OUT SO MUCH
aromaticcHICK En: I COULDN"T STOP SHAKING
akuryou LEI i: OMG YES
aromaticcHICK En: and you were like..
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHAHA YES
aromaticcHICK En: BIGG SMIRK
akuryou LEI i: LOL
aromaticcHICK En: LOL
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aromaticcHICK En: so, i'm sure the pillows have paid the price
aromaticcHICK En: -.-
akuryou LEI i: HAHA
akuryou LEI i: i think i need new ones
akuryou LEI i: O:-)
aromaticcHICK En: LOL OKAY
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Auto response from akuryou LEI i: el dinnereoso.
faux spanish is so much cooler than real spanish.
Phaidria: faux french is so much cooler than real french
Phaidria: or jsut liek
Phaidria: english with a french accent is so much cooler than french
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Phaidria: jon phranc is le secksie
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Phaidria: i wish ai was on
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Phaidria: oh my god
Phaidria: you should so like
Phaidria: get raped my mark
Phaidria: on man
akuryou LEI i: .
Phaidria: i jsut said my mark
akuryou LEI i: i know.
Phaidria: i emant by mark
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akuryou LEI i: HAHA THAT REMIDNS ME
akuryou LEI i: ARoMatic chicKen: lol i would say "you should coem over and play sometime"
ARoMatic chicKen: but then that's kind of weird
ARoMatic chicKen: and my mom freaks out when like.. girls come over to my house
ARoMatic chicKen: its like "UH HELLo, WHAT AM I GONNA DO, RAPE THEM?!"
akuryou LEI i: okay that sounds weird out of context
akuryou LEI i: he meant vid games
Phaidria: he meant
Phaidria: he was gonna rape them in video games?
Phaidria: like in battle raper 2?
akuryou LEI i: HAHHAHAHA
akuryou LEI i: no like he'll rape the chicks that come over
Phaidria: thats a real game
Phaidria: i knwo
akuryou LEI i: ok
Phaidria: but what about video games?
akuryou LEI i: oh i was looking at the
Phaidria: HE WANTED TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES WITH YOU?
akuryou LEI i: ARoMatic chicKen: lol i would say "you should coem over and play sometime"
akuryou LEI i: haha
Phaidria: YOU WOUDL PLAY VIDEO GAMES WITH HIM BUT NOT ME?
akuryou LEI i: come over and play
akuryou LEI i: LOL WHEN DID YOU INVITE
akuryou LEI i: oh
akuryou LEI i: oh yeah
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHHAHAHA
Phaidria: oh my god
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Phaidria: i met this freshman trumpet
Phaidria: who looks liek a tall winston
akuryou LEI i: .
Phaidria: i wear
Phaidria: i think he had hairlip too
Phaidria: i mean he did
Phaidria: so liek
akuryou LEI i: how much like winston?
Phaidria: yeah
Phaidria: like
Phaidria: take winston
Phaidria: and strech him
Phaidria: and POOG
akuryou LEI i: i liked winston.
Phaidria: me too
Phaidria: he was cute
akuryou LEI i: yeah.
akuryou LEI i: we went to the bathroom together.
Phaidria: what the hell???????
Phaidria: why the fuck woud you do that?
akuryou LEI i: at knotts.
Phaidria: oh
akuryou LEI i: because he asked me to.
Phaidria: but like ew
akuryou LEI i: a highlight of my life.
Phaidria: you went into the ladies roo m right?
akuryou LEI i: no
Phaidria: no one else would go with him?
Phaidria: WHAT?
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Phaidria: ai is a nice kid
akuryou LEI i: so is michael.
Phaidria: i wanna ruffle his hair
Phaidria: he is too
akuryou LEI i: you're too short to ruffle his hair.
akuryou LEI i: dream on.
Phaidria: i wanna give him a noogie
Phaidria: i know
akuryou LEI i: you want to give him a hug.
Phaidria: and plu si dont know where he is
akuryou LEI i: a great, big teddy bear hug.
Phaidria: who?
Phaidria: ai?
akuryou LEI i: yeah.
Phaidria: buts hes all PIMPLY
Phaidria: what if his face accidentaly toches mine?
akuryou LEI i: who cares, you're too short to see his face
Phaidria: or what if i hit his back
akuryou LEI i: he's like five feet taller than you
Phaidria: and he creams
Phaidria: yeah thats true
akuryou LEI i: so go on
Phaidria: but that means imma have my head on ais chest
Phaidria: when i hug him
akuryou LEI i: yeah.
Phaidria: and thats a little too
akuryou LEI i: problem?
Phaidria: cuddly
Phaidria: yeah ok fine
Phaidria: ide hug ai
Phaidria: under the right condidtions
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Phaidria: and mark could scream some lame *oh your a bitch who should be cut* comment out form the sax row
akuryou LEI i: ...
akuryou LEI i: oh we're at a game
akuryou LEI i: oh
Phaidria: and ide woddle on over there
Phaidria: and ide sit on his saxaphone
akuryou LEI i: ...
akuryou LEI i: on his lap.
Phaidria: and then ide pick it up
Phaidria: and throw it on the field
Phaidria: WHAT
Phaidria: NO!
Phaidria: NOT ON HIS LAP
Phaidria: NOT WHILE HES PLAYING IT
Phaidria: LIKE NEXT TO HIM
akuryou LEI i: he might be holding it.
Phaidria: NO HE WONT
akuryou LEI i: there is no room for next to him
Phaidria: uh
Phaidria: uh
Phaidria: uh
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Phaidria: well then ide jsut trow it on th e field
Phaidria: i kinda wanted to fart on it
akuryou LEI i: and accidentally grope him by accident
Phaidria: but i gues that cant happen
akuryou LEI i: and he'd get all excited
Phaidria: pffffft
akuryou LEI i: and then you'd get excited
Phaidria: iom not asian
akuryou LEI i: and then you two would get it on.
Phaidria: please
Phaidria: WHAT!
akuryou LEI i: you know it.
Phaidria: oh yeah im so horny
Phaidria: i want mark so bad
Phaidria: and EW
Phaidria: ughhhhhhh
Phaidria: i hate that im losing my footing in the battle of elaine loves mark
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Phaidria: and hey
Phaidria: hes into asian chicks right?
akuryou LEI i: i'm not sure :-\
Phaidria: prolli
Phaidria: your a skinny citch without boobs
Phaidria: your the perfect asian
akuryou LEI i: i hope
Phaidria: except for your face
Phaidria: but thats really asian
Phaidria: so maybe
akuryou LEI i: thanks, i think
Phaidria: i mean he might like whiter faces
akuryou LEI i: i wonder
Phaidria: but if he likeds em asian your perfect
akuryou LEI i: if he were even more perfect, he wouldn't care
Phaidria: your right out of the rice fields my firend
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Phaidria: or maybe hes into lnice little hardworking mamas girl chinks liek maggie
Phaidria: or maybe hes into whorey asian whores like sarah
Phaidria: or bithcy asian whores liek helen
Phaidria: or smart asian girls like fruai or jenny
Phaidria: or some bland type of asian pussy like skye lala anne......
Phaidria: actually ane would be a smart asian fgril
akuryou LEI i: or into cheerful, fun girls with decent grades like me!
Phaidria: actually ane would be a smart asian fgril
Phaidria: uh
Phaidria: cheerful and fun?
akuryou LEI i: I DONT KNOW
akuryou LEI i: I DONT HAVE ANY POSITIVE QUALITIES
akuryou LEI i: goddamn
Phaidria: if hes liked cheerful and fun hed go for
akuryou LEI i: jenny
akuryou LEI i: sarah
akuryou LEI i: jane
Phaidria: asian chinks like janine
Phaidria: or funky asians like joleen
Phaidria: or for some reasong quite asians like alminie
Phaidria: or maybe hes into white chicks
Phaidria: and your jsut completely hopeless
Phaidria: maybe hes into nice white chicks like allyssa
Phaidria: or white asian dikes like lynne
Phaidria: or smart blondes like michaela or asley s
Phaidria: or REALLY QUITE TINY asinas like christina
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Phaidria: imma shower
akuryou LEI i: ok
akuryou LEI i: have fn
Phaidria: be back soon
akuryou LEI i: thnkin of ai
Phaidria: oh i will
akuryou LEI i: i know you will
Phaidria: WHAT?
Phaidria: NO
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Phaidria: OH NO I WONT
akuryou LEI i: YOU SAID IT
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHAHAH
Phaidria: DAMN MY SLOW TYPING
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Phaidria: DAMN YOOU AND YOUR FAST TYPING
Phaidria: DAMNYOU ELAINE
akuryou LEI i: :-D
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Phaidria: oh well
Phaidria: what do i care
Phaidria: MARK LIKES YOU
akuryou LEI i: i didnt know you typd it by accident
Phaidria: pffft
Phaidria: trumps all
akuryou LEI i: PFFT
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homesick garden: :-)!
akuryou LEI i: :-)!!!
akuryou LEI i: your smiley trumps mine
akuryou LEI i: it could eat me :-(
homesick garden: its cause it has a bigger penis
akuryou LEI i: LOL HAHA
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teazy7i4: and i`m scared that she`s gonna beat me up
akuryou LEI i: o_o
teazy7i4: i don`t want to get beat up elaine !
akuryou LEI i: i dont wnat you to get beat up either!
teazy7i4: protect meee
teazy7i4: you get punched all the time
akuryou LEI i: LOL HAHHAHA YOURE SO RIGHT
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babyGIRLteazy: i think one of these days i`m going to turn into a bisexual. LOLSSS
akuryou LEI i: LOL
babyGIRLteazy: AND IT SHALL BE YOU AND JAYNE`S FAULT
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babyGIRLteazy: you and jayne have already turned me into a half bisexualian
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Phaidria: yeah
Phaidria: i told my mom about how i have the same name as my math teacher
Phaidria: and then i told her how liek me and jayne were fighting over a starburst
Phaidria: adn my mom went
akuryou LEI i: hahaha
Phaidria: your friends are too poor
akuryou LEI i: HAHAHAHA